all i want in life is to look like lindsey lohan circa 2004

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• me: *closes tumblr tab*
• me: *opens new tumblr tab*
• me: what just happened

hanging-teeth:

who knows, maybe face tastes delicious and we’re all missing out

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• night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
• morning of school: nevermind

aurorawhorealis:

Enter Shikari pit

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mylifeasapigeon:

The amount of nothing that I do on a daily basis is starting to get out of hand

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cannolis:

Kanye

Kanboo

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microwavepizzaoven:

i always laugh when someone tells me i’m not funny because if you sit down and think about it for a second i am actually very funny and they are wrong

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lucifersbutt:

i used to grammar but then i was tumblr

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faggoat:

flash 9 is never really required

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